July 2010
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Donut Club Emails, Pt. 3
I officially request that all doughnut and cake consumption be postponed until I return to the lab. This will allow me to properly supervise and regulate any consumption of sugar such that all LARDASSNESS conditions can be avoided. LARDASSNESS conditions can only be avoided if I personally taste test all above listed samples prior to consumption of said sugary items by the rest of the lab.
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69 lolz
Niiiiiiiiiice.
Reppin my favorite joke all over the internet.
[h/t to edibles and ineffables for the google reader image]
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“He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup...”
– The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams (via fuckyeahsciencefiction)
Classics jokes
Provided, via text message, by the dear Nick B.
Q: What’s the most important thing Moses ever said? A: Bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar
Q: Why do Latinists get laid so much? A: Because they never decline “sex”
Q: How was the Roman Empire cut in half? A: By a pair of Caesars!
Q: How many Ostian magistrates does it take to light an oil lamp? A: Fifty- One to light the...
