Brooke Borel:
“The bed bug penis is adapted to stab. The male bed bug… climbs onto his lover’s back, his head draped casually over the equivalent of her left shoulder and his body curved around hers in a violent embrace. Or maybe not. He next aims his pointy member not at her genitals, the target choice of more reasonable animals, but at the right side her abdomen. There, he stabs her, ejaculating directly into her body cavity.
Scientists call this traumatic insemination. I call it rude.”
(via TGIPF: The Bed Bug and His Violent Penis : The Last Word On Nothing)
